President Cuddlefish
So Simple, a Cephalopod can Figure It Out
Mindless and helpless, President Cuddlefish was installed as household president after My Inner Tyrant, who won a disputed election in 2020, resigned from office. President Cuddlefish was selected due to the low mental acuity required to do the job. Merely a figurehead, he was soon supplanted by the de facto president, Miss Cackles.