The Hair Combing Intern
At your service!
Forever youthful with a flair for spreadsheets, financial analysis, and hair styling, the hair combing intern earned his name because of, well, his constant need to maintain his coiffure. He joined as a naive college student, rapidly matured, and never left. He's now the oldest intern in the history of the world. At times, he is whip smart and is a whiz at figuring out compilated instructions, but he's prone to bouts of cluelessness.